The Official WrestleMania 32 Drinking Game

WrestleMania 32 LogoWrestleMania 32 will take place on April 3, 2016 at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas. Once again this year, Pip, Mark and I will renew our feud with the most fearsome structure known to guys who pretend they’re much younger than they actually are… The Beeramid.

Starting way back with WrestleMania 25 Drinking game, we’ve chronicled our rules here on the site. I have to say it’s awesome to be able to look back at the drunk times we’ve had.  While I can’t speak for Pip or Mark, I can tell you that I look forward to Mania weekend all year round.

Last year’s run at the Beeramid left quite a bit to be desired. Pip wasn’t feeling well and nearly didn’t make the trip to Cleveland. Mark had JUST welcomed a new baby boy to the mix so he was going on no sleep. All of this led to a smaller than normal Beeramid but we still had an awesome time working on it. The question as we gear up for this year’s attempt is this: Responsible nearly 40 year olds or… Return of the Kings?  Time will tell. Regardless, we need some rules for this year’s event so here goes…

Starting with the WrestleMania 28 Drinking Game, we established some rules (10) for our game that would carry over from year to year and other rules (10 ish) that would be specific to that year’s Mania.

Year Over Year Rules

  • 1 drink for a missed match outcome
    • 3 drinks if title match
    • 5 drinks if main event
  • 1 drink for foreign object
  • 3 drinks for a bloody wrestler
    • 5 if an announcer references a “crimson mask”
  • 3 drinks for (unannounced) legend appearance or a surprise return
  • 1 drink for a small package attempt
    • finish beer if it wins the match
  • 3 drinks for a face / heel turn
  • 2 drinks for a submission victory
  • 5 drinks for a double count out or double DQ
  • 1 drink for a finisher
    • 2 if opponent kicks out
    • 4 if it’s reversed
    • Finish beer if the reversal directly leads to pin fall or submission
  • 1 drink every time they show footage of a previous WrestleMania (not including intro montage)

WrestleMania 32 Specific Rules

  • 1 drink for every Dallas Cowboy, past or present, they show as in attendance
  • 1 drink for every mention of “Suplex City”
  • 2 drinks for every “Yes” chant (assuming Daniel Bryan isn’t scheduled to appear)
  • 5 drinks if a (seemingly) finished match gets restarted
  • 3 drinks if Shane McMahon goes “old school” on The Undertaker (walks the ropes)
  • Drink half a beer if HHH walks out with the title
  • 5 drinks when someone other than Shane or Undertaker enters the HIAC match
  • 3 drinks for every Rock Bottom that gets delivered (by the Rock)
  • 3 drinks for a debut of a new main roster wrestler
  • 3 drinks for a “This is boring” chant

Check back to this post from now till the opening bell of WrestleMania 32. Feel free to leave a comment below with a rule for this year’s game!

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