I reviewed recently the beginning of my vacation to Naples which didn’t start all that great. So now that I’ve had a couple of days to decompress here’s the blow by blow rundown of our vacation.
This is taken directly from the “couldn’t make this shit up if I tried” file…
Thursday: After a long day at work I was super excited to get down to Florida and see my wife and kids. Naturally, my flight was delayed 2 hours on the ground in Cleveland. Luckily I made friends with a whole slew of other folks making the same trip and we managed to get slightly hammered… er… happy in the airport bar before they closed it. Note to the staff at Cleveland Hopkins: If you’ve got a bunch of people that are pissed off that they’re waiting on a delayed flight, DON’T close the bar. You’re losing revenue. I slept on the plane and my father-in-law picked me up at the airport at around 1:00 in the morning. After a long drive from the airport we got to the condo around 2:00. Thanks Dad.
Friday: A couple of hours after I arrived, I was woken up to about the best sight a dad can see… my kids next to my bed saying, “DADDY!” Sure it was 6:30 in the morning, but really… how awesome is that? Later that morning, C was standing at the toilet peeing and dropped the seat on his dick. It turned black and blue in about 4 seconds. Of course the wife runs in wondering what all the commotion is. Naturally it was Super Dad’s fault cause I was “supervising” at the time. I’d been in the state about 6 hours and already I’m in trouble. Through his crying, C managed to get out “I need an ice block”. Looking back now it’s very cute, but in the moment my heart was breaking for him. I can’t imagine how bad that hurt… As I said when I originally made that post this WASN’T the reason we went to the hospital. Never fear folks… we’ve got 2 kids. For that we had to look to the G-man.
A couple of days prior (thank goodness I wasn’t present for this one) G got a couple of “slivers” in his thigh. “Slivers” in this case are defined as 2 inches long and thicker than a toothpick. While G wailed, mom got them out but over the next couple of days his leg got infected and was very sore to the point where the little man was limping around. I have to give HUGE props to the wife here. She does NOT do well with blood normally, but by all accounts she stepped up big time and took control of the situation. In any case, Friday morning (after C’s incident) we decided to take him to urgent care and get an x-ray to see if we couldn’t get some additional information. Apparently wood is really difficult to find in an x-ray, so we had to go to the ER for an ultrasound and it turns out he still had some “foreign objects” in his thigh. 4 hours and 6 stitches later we were done. Keep in mind that we were in FLA for a trip… you know, where you go swimming? Oh yeah… in case you don’t know, you can’t get stitches wet. G was a super trooper through the entire ordeal. Love you buddy.
Saturday: Since the pool was out of the equation, we headed to the Everglades for a FAST boat ride. The boys absolutely LOVED it (as did I). This was my first time in the Everglades and I was really looking forward to it. If you’ve never been, I’d highly recommend it. It’s absolutely amazing what those boat captains can do at such high speeds! The one downer to this trip was that my father-in-law took a header getting out of the boat and scraped the hell out of his hand. He was headed back to the car and there was a anchor for the boat right on the dock where you stepped out. Pretty stupid placement if you ask me. More splinters for him and over the next couple of days his hand puffed up and got nice and red. I’m happy to say that as of this writing I don’t believe he’s had to go to the ER or the doc.
Sunday: Sunday morning, we went to the club for an outstanding brunch including made to order omelets and all the bacon, sausage, fruit and waffles that a kid could eat. I tell you… my kids are small, but DAMN can they put food away when they put their mind to it. I’m actually scared to see what they’re going to eat when they get older. You’ve heard the term “Eating you out of house and home”? I have a pretty good feeling that’s going to be us in a couple of years (or sooner). We’d actually planned on taking the kids to Disney World during this trip and today was the day to pack up and head across Florida to the Magic Kingdom. Looking at a map you’d think this would be a relatively quick trip but for some reason it seemed to take FOREVER. When we got there, we checked into the hotel which was on Disney property and DAMN was it awesome. Could see the castle from our room and the boys got to watch the monorails all night long. A HUGE thank you to Mom/Dad for an awesome way to experience Disney!
Monday: Our first day at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom. When I woke up that morning and looked outside the pavement in the parking lot looked a little wet, but I figured it was just from the humidity in “Sunshine” State. Nah… it was absolutely POURING and continued to do so until about 2:00 in the afternoon. We said (I’m paraphrasing…), “Fuck it, we’re here, we’re gonna get wet, let’s go.” So we did. We had an absolute BLAST even with conditions the way they were. The nice thing about visiting Disney in the rain is that there’s not too many other stupid people out there doing the same thing. That said, the lines were really short (or non-existent). It’s been about 20 years or so since I’ve visited and I can’t even begin to tell you how much has changed! Went back to the hotel in the afternoon to put the kids down to nap, dried our clothes and headed back that afternoon until the park closed. The weather was MUCH better in the afternoon with no rain and even some sun! We got to see the famed Disney fireworks display and I have to say that it was completely awesome.
Tuesday: Back to the park at around 11. We had considered going to one of the other parks (Epcot, MGM, etc.) but decided to head back to the Magic Kingdom cause there was just SO much to see. We stayed until the park closed at 6:00 PM and then headed back to Naples. G’s leg is getting much better and even though he was an asshole at the park most of the day (you know… 4 year old tantrum type stuff) we had an awesome time. I also became an uncle for the first time as well today… 2 months early. My niece was born at 4 lbs 4 oz and is doing as well as can be expected for being that early. She’ll have to stay at the hospital for about 5 weeks, but mom & baby (and dad) are doing fine. Congrats guys! A’s uncle had a massive heart attack and had to be life flighted to Akron General. Luckily he’s fine and will make a full recovery (thank goodness).
Wednesday: My father-in-law wasn’t feeling well and was sick in bed so mom-in-law took us to the airport. It was a typical travel day with a 2 and 4 year old which is to say incredibly hectic. If you’ve never tried to go through security with 2 kids, a wife, a stroller and 4 carry-ons you have no idea what you’re in for… I’d strongly advise against it. However, we had a DVD player for the plane ride and the boys even slept for a while on the plane as well. Back home to a chilly Cleveland evening and got to see the other set of grandparents who were awesome and brought over a home cooked meal!
So that’s that… Florida 2011. Talk about an eventful trip! See ya next time! Simply saying “thanks” to Mom and Dad isn’t nearly enough as its because of you that these Disney dreams were made reality. The boys don’t understand just how much you’ve given us/them by taking us on this trip but they’ll always have those memories of their first trip to the Magic Kingdom. Thank you!