Why Kids Are Great: The (Temporary) Ego Boost

The PackageI’ve often said how much I enjoy being a dad.  Every day these two yahoos say or do something that makes me laugh and today was no exception.

As I was getting out of the shower this morning, C strolled in and said, “Daddy… your penis is so long!” Oh… if their mother would only say the same thing.  Now keep in mind he’s two and a half so he doesn’t really have a whole lot to compare to but every guy likes to be told stuff like that so regardless of the comparison I was pretty happy.

He followed that up seconds later with another profound statement that brought me right back down to Earth, “Daddy… you smell like a homeless man.” Seeing as I was stepping OUT of the shower rather then IN this did not bode well.

At least I’ve got a bigger package than a 2 year old.

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