Email marketing… you’re doing it wrong.
I noticed this one that had gone into my spam filter.
Subject: Hi unknown man! How are you today?
Hi! How about your day? My name is Regina.
I’m 28 years old. I am a single woman. I have no children. I have a college degree.
I want to find someone with whom we will understand each other and share opinions.
I want to meet a faithful, reliable, caring man, leading a healthy lifestyle.
Which are important for a home and comfort, appreciating warm relations and mutual understanding. Ready for a family.
I’m not going to play games. I want to find a serious man who will not be playing with me.
You can write to me at my email address. I’ll wait for your letter.
I’ve got to say… Regina seems really nice. If you’re not into playing games let me know. I’m happy to pass along her email address and she can wait for your letter.