Transformers: Age of Extinction

Transformer - Age Of Extinction

Yes… I’m posting a review of a movie that was released nearly a year ago. When I first started reviewing flicks here on the blog I had more time, less kids and generally less going on in my life. These days, the only stuff I review is stuff I see in the theater that’s NOT a horror flick. Horror reviews are reserved for ScareTissue.com (head on over if you’re a horror buff). I don’t see … Continue reading

My Very Own Original Super Ugly

Optimus Ugly courtesy of the great John (Super Ugly) Williams

I’ve talked on occasion about my favorite podcast The Geek Savants.  One of the Savants is an artist known as Super Ugly.  John (Super Ugly) Williams is a multi-talented chap who does everything from hosting a podcast, to being the lead rapper in Unified School District, to being an amazing artist.  For years I’ve wanted to get my hands on a “Super Ugly Original” and I’m happy to say that it’s finally a reality. I … Continue reading

Dark Of The Moon – The Final Transformers?

Transformers: Dark Of The Moon (2011)

The newest (and perhaps last) entry into the Michael Bay version of the Transformers franchise came out last night – Transformers: Dark Of The Moon.  This review WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS.  If you don’t want to know the story come back after you’ve watched the flick. Before we get started I want to remind readers that I’m a big Transformers geek so this may be a bit biased.  If you want to get a historical perspective … Continue reading

Is My Childhood Being Raped?

Child Of The 80's

I was born in the mid 70’s. It was before we had hundreds of channels on TV and it was before there was a blockbuster a week in the theaters.  There are comic, cartoon and movie properties that are so ingrained into my being that they are a part of me… and they’re all being redone for the sake of the almighty dollar. Star Wars, G.I. Joe, Transformers, Halloween, Friday The 13th, Tron… I could … Continue reading

‘Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen’ – More Of The Same = GREAT!

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

I’m going to write this review in much the same style that I used for my review of the original movie.  Before we get started realize that this will contain spoilers so if you want to watch the movie fresh skip this post and come back after viewing. The Transformers More of the same goodness that we got in the first movie.  Optimus Prime kicks MAJOR ass in this flick.  At one point he roars … Continue reading

Chewie’s Review of ‘Transformers’

Transformers (2007)

OK…  I will take this step by step and keep this mostly spoiler free (in case you haven’t seen this flick yet).  Please keep in mind that I saw this in a DLP theater so it was essentially like watching a high definition version of the movie. First off… This is NOT a kids movie.  Yeah yeah yeah, I know that it’s based on the kids toys from the early 80’s but this is a … Continue reading