10 Things I Learned About St. Patrick’s Day

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Beer on St. Patrick’s Day is the same beer that you get any other day of the year.  It’s just green.  I don’t understand why if you’re not in college you would take a day off work to drink.  I guess I’m getting old. Bagpipes do NOT sound good.  Sorry to say but they do indeed sound like dying cats. Girls will take St. Patrick’s Day as an opportunity to dress slutty.  Apparently I need … Continue reading